Detroit 34, Brokeback Mountain Cowboys 30. Ha ha ha, another week, another smirk for Coach Schwartz. This week he rubs it in fatass Rob Ryan's face over Ryan's silly blowhard comment that Calvin Johnson would only be the #3 receiver for Brokeback Mountain. Were the Lions lucky to beat the 'Boys (what an appropriately faggy nickname for Sodom's team)? No. Tony Romo's dumb throws aren't *luck,* they are *normal* (for him). This wasn't Mathilda Stafford's best game, but give her credit, she did a great job dodging the 'Boys (ha ha, how faggy!) pass rush, and did not take a single sack. And when the game presented itself to be won, Mathilda took it by force, delivering down the stretch. That's the advantage a QB like Stafford has over a QB like Romo, and the reason why QBs are judged on wins and losses. So the Lions are 4 - 0, 8 straight wins over the last two seasons, 5 straight road wins. The greatest stretch of Lions football in the post-Fontes era. If Schwartz keeps this up, he will soon be able to sit at the same table as the Big Buck himself. . .
Baltimore 34, New York Jets 17. Not a good day for the Ryan boys. What an awful exhibition of quarterbacking by Flacco and Sanchez. Sanchize!! Ha ha ha, you can't have a much worse game than what Sanchize put out there, though Flacco tried. Dumb and Dumber. It looked like Nick Sheridan and Joe Bauserman going head-to-ass. Both these teams have the defense to end up in the playoffs, though. What a great rematch for the AFC title game, both teams punting on second down, to get their high scoring defenses back on the field.
San Francisco 24, Philadelphia 23. Two stories here: 1) Already the 49ers are showing the toughness of Harbaugh. Wait until he gets a real QB. The 49ers will be back on top. Wait a second, they already are back on top. They already have a 2 game lead in the NFC West. They are a surer bet to make the playoffs than the Lions. 2). The early season struggles of the Eagles. They've already blown two games they should have won, and their defense sucks. The Eagles offense can do everything, but it always seems to go out of sync at the worst possible time. Here's the problem for the Eagles, and the reason Harbaugh beat them: the 49ers second string halfback had as many carries as Philly's LeSean McCoy. You still have to run the ball a little bit, even in the modern NFL. The 49ers were able to pound the Eagles on the ground when the game was on the line, while the Eagles were still trying to finesse their way to the finish line. Andy Reid, a morbidly obese Marv Levy-lite(!), has plateaued as Eagles coach, and now begins his slide out the door.
Washington 17, St. Louis 10. Listen, Sam Bradford can't throw the fucking ball downfield. They won't admit it, but they need to draft Andrew Luck. Bradford is a back-up QB. You can't win with a guy who can only throw short.
Kansas City 22, Minnesota 17. Rock bottom for the Vikings. Their season is over. It's always a problem when you let these interim coaches keep the job. Most of them suck, and now what are the Vikings going to do with negro head coach Leslie Frazier, and aging negro QB Donovan McNabb? Another wasted year for Minny, and now the clock starts to tick on #28's career. Maybe 3 prime seasons left--and it's starting to look like he'll never be in a Super Bowl. . .just like Barry Sanders. There will be a lot of grumbling, griping and second-guessing in Minnesota as they officially enter the Andrew Luck sweepstakes.
Jim Leyland BoneHead. I cannot stand Jim Leyland. Worst Over-Manager I've ever seen. Fucking idiot. Pinch-runners? Absurd. Pinch-running for Ordonez in the 6th inning against the Yankees? The way the Yankees can score runs, you take a bat out of the line-up with a third of the game still to play? Pinch-running is a sucker's move. Count how many DUMB and STUPID over-managing decisions Leyland makes against the Yankees, trying to beat them himself. Thankfully Scherzer was powerful enough yesterday to overcome the STUPIDITY of Leyland.
Thanks or the thorough whipping.
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