Michigan 31, Illinois 14: The vultures were spotted circling above Ron Zook as he ran off the field after this one. His offense looked inept. Plain and simple, his offensive line didn't block anybody all game. Mike Martin looked like Mike Hammerstein against Illinois' powderpuff o-line. Four straight losses for Zook after everybody was marveling how he was the Comeback Kid after Illinois' EZ Schedule 6 - 0 start. . .pencil Zook in for loss number five in a row next week against Wisconsin, and he'll likely have to beat Minnesota in the finale to save his job and avoid the ignominy of being replaced by an interim coach for an Illinois trip to the crappy Pizza Bowl. As for Michigan, the offense stalled after a strong start. . .Denard Robinson had his usual quota of turnovers. All it took was one halfway-decent TD pass from Devin Gardner to make me wonder if it wasn't time to move on from Robinson. He can't run against even the mediocre Big 10 teams, and that leaves him virtually worthless. But anyway, 8 wins for Hoke, he's just one win away from reaching Lloyd Carr level.
Georgia 45, Auburn 7: 304 rushing yards for Georgia, 51 for Auburn. Quite an impressive beat down. . .and maybe Georgia just might give LSU a decent game in the SEC Championship.
Oklahoma State 66, Texas Tech 6: This wasn't even a scrimmage. Okie's 45 yr old QB looked like he was in one of those Brett Favre Wrangler commercials playing touch football with his buddies. I'd rather see what that Okie State offense could do against LSU in the title game rather than see Alabama try to kick four field goals in Paint Dry Bowl II.
Oregon 53, Stanford 30: I knew Stanford's white boy defense couldn't handle Oregon. And Andrew Luck didn't look like a Heisman QB. Oregon would be a better rematch for LSU than Alabama. At least Oregon has already proved they can get into the end zone against LSU. I have the feeling this will be the first in a series of mounting losses for Stanford's negro coach. The Harbaugh glory days officially ended with this whipping. I doubt Stanford will win 8 games next year.
Nebraska 17, Pederast State University 14: Jay Paterno crying for his dad. Solemn, many people described the atmosphere as. PSU canceled the white out and asked fans to wear blue, because, apparently, blue is the color of shower buttfuck survivors. Tom Bradley still 409 wins behind JoePA.
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