NCAA Week 11

What's a little *horseplay* between friends?

Nebraska at Pederast State University +3: I always wondered why *Legendary* Coach Joe Paterno has been allowed to stay on so many years past his expiration date.  Now I know.  So that his *legend* may be forever tarnished.  Woe unto you, when all men shall speak well of you!  So many of the so-called *Greats* of the World actually end up believing the baloney that is testified of them.  Paterno has had a halo painted over his head for decades now, and has come to believe in his own sainthood.  Even as a sordid sex scandal swirls around him, he conducts himself as a saint: My wife and I we have 17 grandkids from 16 to 3 and we pray for them every night. We’re gonna start praying for those kids that got involved with some of the problems that were talked about.   Ha ha ha. . .as if his prayers have some special value. . .sorry, Joe, those prayers for the victims shall go unheard.  Those kids got *involved* with some *problems*. . .that's a nice way to describe a ten year old boy being buttfucked in the Pederast State U. football showers!  Paterno believes he is a great man, and a legend, and he will never admit the obvious: that he looked the other way while his buddy Jerry Sandusky was raping untold numbers of boys.  Everybody seems to think the most damning evidence of Paterno's failure is when a grad assistant told JoePa he had witnessed Sandusky buttfucking a ten year old boy, Paterno simply passed the info on to Pederast State University Athletic Director Tim Curley, and never gave it another thought.  Supposedly Paterno's great sin was never following through, never going directly to law enforcement officials himself.  No.  Paterno fucked up a thousand different ways.  For example, when supposedly fulfilling his legal obligation by reporting the incident to AD Curley, Paterno characterized the buttfucking as *horseplay.*  He therefore lied about the conduct of his friend Sandusky.  He denied any crime had been committed.  He tried to cover his own ass, when he should have been trying to cover the asses of all the ten year old boys near Sandusky.  But this happens every day, all day, all over the world, men and women fuck up and try to sneak away.  It's called *human nature.* In my opinion, JoePa's great sin occurred years before he called buttfucking *horseplay* (a lie unless JoePa himself fucks horses in the ass).  JoePa's great sin was his church of Rome attitude toward Man/Boy Love: Sandusky was so comfortable operating as a child molester in the JoePa football program, he actually brought boys along with him on road trips to away games when he was JoePa's Defensive Coordinator!  Sandusky brought young boys on the sidelines at games!  Sandusky brought young boys to football dinners!  For years and years JoePa saw Sandusky constantly in the presence of young boys, and he never thought anything was inappropriate?  If someone told JoePa, hey, coach, did you hear Michael Jackson admitted he likes to sleep with little boys, don't you think that's weird, I wonder if JoePa said, nah, there's nothing weird about that, look at Sandusky here, he can't coach a road game without having a little boy in his room, there must be something calming about having a little boy in bed with you.  Paterno has never been a Great Man.  There are no Great Men.  The truth is Paterno selfishly hung on for years and years past his expiration date because he was in an All-Time Wins race with Bobby Bowden. . .nothing else mattered. . .Sandusky could buttfuck boys with total impunity as Paterno was only worried about his own *legacy.*  After beating Bowden, Paterno has continued to hang on, chasing ever-more-frivolous Wins records, even feeling the need to erase negro *legend* Eddie Robinson from some convoluted NCAA coaching record.  But the great irony is that by hanging on and on and on and on, year after year, to burnish his record, he ends up having to face the music as the Sandusky scandal finally breaks open.  Had Paterno retired 10 years ago, the spotlight wouldn't be shining on him anywhere near this brightly.  Now he will likely be forced out, and not allowed to make some Grand Final Season Tour, as he has always planned and relished. . .and, of course, his so-called *legend,* and all his great 400+ wins will be forever smeared with the Sandusky semen leaking from a ten year old boy's ass.  An icon smashed: at least one good thing comes of Jerry Sandusky's *horseplay.*  Nebraska.

[BTW, what were these idiots thinking??  Provincial morons like this are admitted to a supposed *prestigious academic institution?*  In a truly vulgar display, these imbeciles hold a *pep rally,* a party, no doubt drinking beer and flirting with each other as they *rally* to show support for a disengaged old fossil of a coach who characterizes a grown man buttfucking a little boy as *horseplay.*  Do they all fuck horses in the ass in State College, PA?] 

Oklahoma State at Texas Tech +17: Please don't tell me all that stands in the way of an LSU - Alabama rematch (Paint Dry Bowl II) is Okie State?  Okie State's defense is terrible, and sooner or later it's gonna cost them.  They've only held one team under 24 points this year.  Texas Tech, after a huge upset win over Oklahoma, has promptly got their ass beat Sandusky-style by Iowa State and Texas.  Still, getting 17 against a horseplay defense like Okie State's seems too good to pass up.  Texas Tech.

Texas Christian University +15 at Boise State:  Poor Boise, being locked out again.  If they finish undefeated, they should be in the title game, instead of Alabama.  Boise will have ended up kicking the ass of one of the two teams which will play in the SEC Title Game (Georgia). . .yet they keep getting frozen out in the BCS rating system.  If the SEC is so great, why doesn't Boise get a free pass for whipping Georgia in Georgia?  At least Boise won't have to play TCU in a BCS bowl game this year.  They will finally have to be matched up with a supposed *Big Boy* school, and they'll probably put a Sandusky-style beating on *Big Boy's* ass.  Boise State.

Auburn +14 at Georgia: Georgia coach Mark Richt said Isaiah Crowell will be in the starting lineup when he returns from suspension against Auburn. “I can’t imagine him not being [the starter],” Richt-the-molder-of-young-men said.  Yeah, with Auburn on the schedule, and not New Mexico State, I can't imagine it, either. Ha ha ha. . .Crowell's drug problem magically cured in one week, just in time for Auburn.  If there's any justice, Crowell will fumble late in the game to cost Georgia a win against Auburn.  In any event, 14 is too many to give.  The only teams Georgia has beat by more than 14 are Coastal Carolina and New Mexico State.  Auburn.

Michigan at Illinois +1: Both teams started 6 - 0, and now the losses are starting to pile up.  Denard Robinson just can't beat anybody even halfway-decent in November.  A loss here, with Nebraska and Ohio State in the last two, and Brady Hoke is staring at a RichRod finish to his first year.  Unfortunately for Michigan, Illinois has the run game to batter their over-achieving defense, and it looks like another frustrating loss, with Robinson's clockwork turnovers and erratic passing preventing Michigan from outscoring another mediocre Big Ten team.  Illinois.

Oregon +3 1/2 at Stanford: Oregon was my preseason pick to win it all, but they fumbled away the LSU game, and now they sit at #7 in the BCS--it would take a string of unlikely upsets to get them a rematch with LSU in the title game.  This game is their season.  Even with Jim Harbaugh, Oregon was too much for Stanford.  Now Harbaugh is gone, and Stanford has a negro running the show.  He got lucky against USC.  He'll need more than luck in this one.  Oregon's offense has too many fancy negroes for Stanford's white boy defense to handle.  Oregon.

Alabama at Mississippi State +17 1/2: A lot of people still seem to believe Alabama is better than LSU.  Sorry, the only way Alabama could beat LSU is if they played on a 60 yard football field.  Bama was better between the 20s, but SUCKED where it mattered most.  I'm guessing they will be suffering from a Les Miles hangover, and Mississippi State should be able to hang around for most of the game and cover the 17 1/2.  Mississippi State.